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taylorswift:

I keep telling him to use the all caps button sparingly but he simply will not listen.
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taylorswift:

If anyone’s wondering, yes I’m in Vegas.Yes, it’s 10:48pm.Yes, I can hear the pulsating beats resonating from several clubs within earshot.Yes, I’ve chosen to spend my evening looking at photos of autumnal windows on Tumblr.Yes, I am proud.
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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
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timtampon: I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but (via epic-humor)

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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ruinedchildhood: profile pics tagged pics (via dimsumdum)

ruinedchildhood:

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